A man with a bald
head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to
wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company
to explain his problem.
A few days later he
receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a
Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and
with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man is
offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of
complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the
previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will
cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is really
incandescent with rage now, because the company
has gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he
writes a really strong letter of complaint.
A few days later he gets
a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a
tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald
head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee
apple!
Fabulous!
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